Men, Advice, and VIRGINS!? :-)

advice columnOur friend Impertinent sent me this and I couldn’t resist posting it because I thought it was SO funny!  I hope you think so, too. What do you think of the sentiment!?   !!!

And our buddy Mal sent this one……..I thought it was pretty right on!!

mals cartoon

Enjoy your day!
(thanks to Imp and Mal)
Z

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6 Responses to Men, Advice, and VIRGINS!? :-)

  1. jerrydablade says:

    Loved it! Reminded me when then senator obama dabbled in an advice column many years ago. See if you can spot it.

    Dear Obama,
    I was practicing my chipping in the backyard the other day when I sliced the miniature plastic golf ball onto the roof. While I was retrieving it from the gutter, I spotted my teenage son through the window to his room. I couldn’t believe my eyes! He was strutting around the room with the back of his hands on his hips like Mick Jagger, dressed in his mother’s underwear and high heel shoes, her bra fitting loosely on his wiry frame. A lit joint dangled from his lipstick smeared mouth and I caught a whiff of the unmistakeable pungent aroma of marijuana. To top it off, there was a pack of condoms under his bed next to a bottle of vodka, and there was pornography on his computer monitor. My son is only 16. My wife and I don’t know what to do. Please, can you help us?
    Signed, “Hurtin’ in Burton”

    Dear “Hurtin’ in Burton”,
    The most common cause of the dreaded slice is an outside-in swing path. Most amatuer golfers exacerbate the problem by opening their stance at address. Solve this by dropping your right foot back. Another trick is imagining an invisible ball 3 or 4 inches in front of yours. Try to strike both balls and this should help you keep your club on the correct swing path. As for helping your wife, I suggest she take your son shopping. The loose fitting bra is likely just too big for the boy. I suggest rolled socks your son could use as stuffing to tide him over. That’s what I did in Chicago. Signed, Barrack Obama

  2. bunkerville says:

    Can’t beat your picks!

  3. Baysider says:

    Great picks for a dreary ‘tax’ day. (Our job today)

  4. John M. Berger says:

    My Daddy the Dancer

    One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up — fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

    However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, “My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.”

    The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, “Is that really true about your father?”

    “No”, the boy said, “He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.”

  5. Kid says:

    Funny. Maybe if Sheila would have included a picture of the 19 year old…

  6. Will Hart says:

    Honestly, I’d rather see a politician with a prostitute than a lobbyist….Oh, wait a minute, they’re the same (all 3 of them).

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