Am taking Corned beef and cabbage, potatoes and carrots and onions to my friends’ tonight….I can hardly wait until the house is filled with the aromas, which will be most of the afternoon as it takes a few hours to cook. Knowing I’ll be smelling and then eating that delicious stuff makes me really happy! Of course, they don’t eat Corned Beef and Cabbage in Ireland, but what the heck!? WE DO!
So, I thought we all needed a little laugh and decided to publish these…which are truly ‘little’ laughs but some aren’t too bad 🙂 ENJOY! And Happy St Patrick’s!
#1 – Did you hear about the new Obama Diet? You let Putin eat your lunch every day.
#2 – How does Obama win the war on terror? He renames it! Its now the overseas contingency operation.
#3 – Did you hear about the reporter who asked Obama a hard question? Neither have we!
#4 – How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb? 5! Al Gore to insure it’s a CFL, an EPA agent in case the bulb breaks and a mercury cleanup is necessary, a person to bail out the home owner, an ACORN member to ensure that the right person changed the bulb, and a member of the media to celebrate the change.
#5 – Why can’t Obama dance? Cause he has two leftist feet.
#6 – Some Republicans are saying that due to his current scandals, President Obama should be impeached. In response, Obama laughed and said, ‘Two words fellas: President Biden.’
#7 – What do Obama and financial scam artists have in common? They both say “yes we can,” they both give hope, they both take your money, and they both will leave you penniless in the end.
#8 – Speaker Nancy Pelosi is in Shanghai to debate climate change with Chinese government officials. I think she’ll do fine. These negotiations always come down to whoever blinks first.
#9 – How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? It’s irrelevant; they still don’t know they’re in the dark!
#10 – They say that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat. When he left to discover America, he didn’t know where he was going. When he got there he didn’t know where he was. And it was all done on a government grant.
#11 – What do you get when you offer a liberal a penny for his thoughts? Change.
#12 – What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and government bonds? Government bonds will mature someday.
#13 – What do you call a basement full of liberals? A whine cellar.
#14 – Nancy Pelosi has now been elected the new House minority leader. She was smiling from ear to ear, which is pretty impressive considering how far her ears have been pulled back.
#15 – What kind of doctor do you need to fix Obamacare? A URLologist.
#16 – What’s Obama’s new slogan in these tough times? Spare Change You Can Believe In!
#17 – On #CyberMonday, you can buy anything online. And by “anything,” I mean anything but health insurance.
Barely cracked a smile, right? Well, they’re better than yet another Obama scandal that leaves us feeling so impotent and angry!
Friends from across the street left me the blessing of a Shamrock plant and card on my doorstep….it’s the prettiest plant! Do it for someone you love!
Enjoy the day! Eat some corned beef!