Sunday Faith Blog….humor

children cartoon

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, ‘When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah’.
The teacher asked, ‘What if Jonah went to hell?’
The little girl replied, ‘Then you ask him’.

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, ‘I’m drawing God.’

The teacher paused and said, ‘But no one knows what God looks like.’
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, ‘They will in a minute.’

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to ‘honour’ thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, ‘Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?’
From the back, one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, ‘Thou shall not kill.’

T he children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: ‘Take only ONE . God is watching.’  Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples…’

I just loved these and wanted to share them with you!

Jesus said… “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these.”  Mark 10:14   (yes, I know there is a very important message after this verse and I choose not to post it for a good reason.  Thanks…!)  

Have a wonderful Sunday…Laugh a lot with the Joy of GOD!

Also, not very joyful is my request to please pray for Beau Biden’s family….he was too young to die.  That family has faced a lot of grief.

Z

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7 Responses to Sunday Faith Blog….humor

  1. Reminds me of Art Linkletter.
    Happy Sunday.

  2. jerrydablade says:

    ‘They will in a minute.’
    Loved these!

  3. silverfiddle says:

    Thanks for the wholesome Sunday morning laugh!

    ‘Jonah’ and ‘God’s watching the apples’ were my favorites.

  4. geeez2014 says:

    Ed, “Kids say the Darndest Things!” I remember, too. Of course, I wasn’t BORN yet, but…. 🙂

    Jerry …. I love the innocence and confidence of that one!

    SF….Fabulous, aren’t they?

    I am SO glad you guys liked these as much as I do… Happy day to you! xx

  5. These are my favorite kiddie humors, Z. I enjoyed rereading them. Laughter is good for whatever ails you.

  6. Baysider says:

    Ah, yes, very much like Linkletter. Wonderful, wholesome and very funny!

  7. Kid says:

    Good ones 😉

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