Military; THESE ARE GOOD.

Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases :  ALL are good, make sure you read them all….they’re also pretty appropriate for our world today:

  • 101st Airborne Division- “When it comes to Combat, care enough to send the very best”, “When in doubt, empty the magazine”
  • “Sniper– You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”
  • “Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume”
  • “Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”
  • ”U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”
  • “U.S. Air Force – Travel Agents To Allah”
  • “The Marine Corps – When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”
  • “Death Smiles At Everyone – Marines Smile Back”
  • “What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”
  • “Marines – Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775”
  • “Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”
  • “Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”
  • “It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It was Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”
  • “Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”
  • “One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support”
  • “My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”
  • “A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy – Blessed Be The Peacemakers”
  • “If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran”

……and finally

  • “Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the US military doesn’t have that  problem.”

 

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22 Responses to Military; THESE ARE GOOD.

  1. geeez2014 says:

    WOW! Looks like Francis Hollande reads my blog 🙂 He’s actually talking about kicking people out for the slightest provocation….AND revoking CITIZENSHIP for those who have been rumored to have become jihadi, etc.

    Vive La France!

  2. Mal says:

    GREAT! AND THE TIMING COULDN’T HAVE BEEN BETTER! NOW MAYBE THE LEFT WILL FINALLY GET THE PICTURE.
    I love the military bumper stickers, too!

  3. geeez2014 says:

    I just heard that McCain said about Obama “Is this is your idea of successful strategy,I hope we don’t have any more success!” (I paraphrase)….got me thinking that some in the media COULD take that as “Sounds like he’s saying Obama considers ISIS accomplishments ‘success'”.
    hmmmm

  4. bocopro says:

    The one I’d like to see is

    20 Jan 2016 — The End of an Error

  5. Kid says:

    Z, he probably is reading your blog. Yes, those are good ones.

    obama isn’t doing anything to ISIS. You have to wonder why not.

  6. Mal says:

    I agree, Bocopro. An ERROR, indeed! (I believe you meant 2017, but I got the picture!)

  7. Imp says:

    OK..enough…time for nukes:

    Hanover, Germany…

    German-Netherlands soccer game cancelled after police find bomb-laden ambulance nearby

  8. bocopro says:

    Yeah, 2016 is a typo, but it’d sure be better’n a year later. I’d even go with dark-thirty tonite.

  9. Sparky says:

    These are all great! Ooh Rah!

  10. geeez2014 says:

    Glad you all liked these, I sure did.

    Yes, am watching Hanover coverage; Meanwhile, Prince William was scheduled for the France/England game in England tonight. That’s courage. And their stadium has red/white/blue French colors all over.

    They’re finding nothing at the Hanover venue…including that it’s only rumor about the ambulance full of bombs.

    ANYBODY can do this constantly; it would cripple every economy to have people constantly calling in threats to stadiums, planes, etc. Frankly, I’ve wondered for a long time why more scum hasn’t done this. Gee, I hate to call people scum, but………..what other word.
    Merkel was slated to be at the Hanover game…glad she has nothing else to do, huh?

  11. cube says:

    Those bumperstickers are spot on for anytime, but especially in these turbulent days. Also like bocopro’s comment… dark-thirty tonight sounds good to me.

  12. geeez2014 says:

    JINDAL JUST ANNOUNCED HE’S SUSPENDING HIS CANDIDACY (SURPRISE!)

    Cube, I’ve tried to pick a favorite of the slogans/bumper stickers, and can’t!

  13. Kill ’em all.
    Let God sort ’em out.

  14. Kid says:

    How’s about a little more humor….

    Just in: Alert levels in Europe and elsewhere just been raised

    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in France and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the B…ritish issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

    The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

    The French government announced that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by yesterdays terror attacks and recent fire that destroyed France ‘s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability.

    Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

    The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbor” and “Lose.”

    Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..

    The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

    Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be right, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we’ll need to cancel the Barbie this weekend!” and “The Barbie is cancelled.” So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.

  15. Mal says:

    Cute ones, Kid! Lets just hope the British never get to the last two because “Peeved” is scary enough!

  16. Kid says:

    Mal, Darn right. “Bloody Nuisance” made me shiver in fear actually.

  17. John M. Berger says:

    They are all great but my favorite is:
    ◾”U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”

  18. Air Force Global Strike Command, When it absolutely, positively has to get there overnight.

  19. bunkerville says:

    It makes Obama look even more the fool with the French bearing down on ISIS.

  20. Imp says:

    Libtards: the most dangerous joke of the 20th/21st centuries:

    1968: Enoch Powell “rivers of blood”
    Lib response: racist fear-mongering

    1980’s: immigrants aren’t assimilating
    Lib response: you are lying, we need to be more inclusive

    2002: could a big Islamic terrorist attack happen in Europe?
    LR: No! stop spreading propaganda!

    2003-2004: London and Spain bombings
    LR: we need to be more inclusive

    2005: Arab riots in multiple French cities
    LR: “racist” French society to blame, we need to be more inclusive

    2011: Muslim riots in London
    LR: what riots? If there were riots they were provoked by the police!

    Jan 2015: Charlie hebdo
    LR: No hate speech! Let’s go to a “free speech” rally!

    Nov 2015: 7 coordinated attacks
    LR: don’t blame immigration policies, this is everybody’s fault but the Muslims!

    June 2015: Charleston shooting
    LR: THIS IS THE FAULT OF RIGHT WING PROPAGANDA, SHUT DOWN FOX NEWS, BLACK PEOPLE EVERYWHERE ARE UNDER ATTACK, ALL WHITE AMERICANS SHARE COLLECTIVE BLAME!!!

  21. jerrydablade says:

    LOVED the bumper stickers Z. Some of those couldn’t have been obama approved. And I think you will make an excellent policy consultant for Hollande.
    IMP, spot on with the above.

  22. Kid says:

    IMP, I think I heard news people saying some of those things the last couple days.

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