He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a few moments and says, “I want to live forever.”
“Sorry,” said the genie, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”
“OK,” says the guy, “Then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt.”
“You crafty little bastard,” said the genie.