The Democratic Convention Schedule

Democrat Convention Schedule    Monday, July 25, 2016

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Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention

11:15 AM

Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

1:30 PM

Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.

3:15 PM

Address on “Being the Real You”

Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM

“How to Bank $200 Million as a public Servant and claim to be broke”

Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM

How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!

A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM

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Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl for serving with Honor and Distinction

National Security Advisor Susan Rice

5:30 PM

Invitation-only Autograph Session

Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

6:30 PM

General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology “Alternative Shoppers” instead of “Looters”

7:30 PM

Breakout session with Bill Clinton for women on avoiding the upcoming draft

8:30 PM

The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”

9:00 PM

“Liberal Bias in Media” How we can make it work for you!

Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM

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Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO

Michael Moore

9:45 PM

Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”

Barry Obama

11:00 PM

Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal”

Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM

Official Nomination of Hillary

Bill Maher and Chris Matthews


Z:  If I had the time, I’d love to come up with a Republican Agenda;  maybe I will later on today!   Let’s see you try!

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10 Responses to The Democratic Convention Schedule

  1. Kid says:

    If only it wasn’t so true.


  2. Republican Agenda:

    Stab Trump in the back.


  3. Z-man says:

    A Planned Parenthood address about how once in a blue moon we regretfully perform abortions on women who really need them but the other 98% of the time we’re helping women avoid cancer and helping chronic tinnitus sufferers.


  4. Mal says:

    Republican Convention title? How about “REALITY 101.”


  5. geeez2014 says:

    Z-man, trust me, there’s no cure for chronic tinnitus. Sadly.


    Kid, it’s probably even goofier behind the scenes!

    Mal…good one!


  6. geeez2014 says:

    the Idiot in Chief is NOW talking about how the Republicans should “join him” in fixing the infrastructure so there’ll be jobs.
    Wait, didn’t he say that eight YEARS AGO? And did NOTHING until now? I actually agreed about that, tho it was very FDR-esque…
    yes, to fix roads and dams, etc., and get people working was a good thing, in my opinion…tho how we’d pay those salaries is way beyond ME.

    So, this morning, right as I’m typing this, he’s suggesting we do this….What was that expression he’d used 8 years ago “Shovel Ready?” Well, he’s spent an AWFUL lot of money and we have no fixed roads or dams YET.

    And he’s STILL insisting more and more jobs have been created…yes, for Hispanics and MBA Grads who can’t get better jobs so they have to be happy to settle for $8 an hr at McDonald’s.


  7. Kid says:

    Wasn’t very long ago that obama was on TV laughing about how there weren’t any shovel ready jobs. Remember this was the flagship agenda item not some casual item As far as the rest, the numbers coming out of the Fed are all fake. Good example would be the UE number when there are articles written on how 40% of working age people are not working. You could fill a couple novels with all the BS that came out of obama and his merry band of thieves.


  8. geeez2014 says:

    he’s announcing more rigid laws against off shore money….and sounds like he’s BEGGING Congress to go along with him. WHY? Why beg? Why not just make another Executive Order? Seriously? Is this only for the public to hear TAX EVADERS = REPUBLICANS = CONGRESS = FAT CATS WON’T BRING THE RICH TO JUSTICE?
    just for show?

    On TRUMP: “The presidency isn’t a reality show, this is serious stuff…”

    On Democrats: “Both candidates believe all more people need to work, we should pass a comprehensive immigration law, all Americans deserve healthcare….that we should care for our veterans when they come home” = The Democrats are WONDERFUL because Obama says so

    Wait, why didn’t Obama care for our vets when they came home?


  9. geeez2014 says:

    Kid, exactly. It was ABSOLUTELY a flagship item, I remember that because it was the ONLY one I agreed with.

    He’s still talking about Trump now…”Republican women will have to decide ‘is this the guy I feel comfortable with” “Republicans have to be sure Trump can add the numbers up”(does this deficit show Obama can add numbers up?)

    “Democrats run on what we’re FOR, not just what we’re AGAINST”…

    I can’t listen to him anymore…time for a late breakfast.;


  10. Mal says:

    There’s still almost half a year left till election time so anything can happen………….but I repeat myself………………..


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