Our blogger buddy John Berg sent me these….we’ve seen some of these before but still appreciate them:
Aphorisms for the Year
It’s not whether you win or lose,
But how you place the blame. (my personal fave for cleverness!)
We have enough “*youth*”.
How about a fountain of “smart”?
A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.
If at first you don’t succeed,Skydiving is not for you (this makes me laugh each time like I’d never heard it before!)
We are born naked, wet and hungry.Then things get worse.
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyer sgive the rest a bad name.
Alabama state motto: At least we’re not Mississippi
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population
“I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR
drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.”
The reason politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they
would hate to try to make a living under the laws they’ve passed.
Z: LIKE THEM? I hope so!! (thanks JMB!)