APHORISMS

Our blogger buddy John Berg sent me these….we’ve seen some of these before but still appreciate them:

 Aphorisms for the Year

It’s not whether you win or lose,

But how you place the blame.   (my personal fave for cleverness!)

 

We have enough “*youth*”.

How about a fountain of “smart”?

 

A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.

 

If at first you don’t succeed,Skydiving is not for you    (this makes me laugh each time like I’d never heard it before!)

 

We are born naked, wet and hungry.Then things get worse.

 

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyer sgive the rest a bad name.

 

Alabama state motto:  At least we’re not Mississippi

 

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

 

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population

 

“I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR

drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.”

 

The reason politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they

would hate to try to make a living under the laws they’ve passed.

 

Z:  LIKE THEM?   I hope so!!  (thanks JMB!)

 

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12 Responses to APHORISMS

  1. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

    🙂

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  2. John M. Berger says:

    “Ninety-nine percent of all lawyer sgive the rest a bad name.”
    YES, and we don’t need another one in the White house!

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  3. Adrienne says:

    The reason politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they

    would hate to try to make a living under the laws they’ve passed.

    Yeeeeessssssss!

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  4. Bob says:

    Life is a bitch. Then you die.

    Arkansas by any other name would be a third world country.

    California has more nuts per acre.

    No good deed goes unpunished.

    When you come to the fork in the road, take it. (Yogi Berra-ism)

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  5. Mal says:

    All good ones. I can think of a bunch more but you’ve all probably heard them before, too. I was amazed at the number of women that had run for POTUS as was submitted by Cube. I guess Hillary’s only claim to fame is her being the first of the two PROMINENT parties.

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  6. Kid says:

    Wonderful stuff. Enjoyed them all.

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  7. geeez2014 says:

    Bob…oldies but goodies! California has more nuts than WHAT? (and it DOES NOT!) 🙂

    Mal, wasn’t that astonishing? Hillary’s constantly ranting about THE FIRST WOMAN TO RUN FOR PRES and she was SO NOT…thanks to Cube for that best kept secret!…well, that secret AND all the evil Hillary’s done in her life, of course.

    REAL interesting about that big money donor to the Clinton Foundation who her State Dept put on a very classified Board he had no knowledge about, huh? Think that’ll get traction? I don’t…sadly.

    Kid.l..glad you did!

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  8. Baysider says:

    Love 99% of lawyers! Just bought a pint of fresh-picked blackberries for $2 You KNOW I’m not in California anymore. 🙂

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  9. Mal says:

    You’re right, Baysider. After we moved from So. Calif. to Washington State, we picked all we wanted along any of the rural roads, but had to be careful that they weren’t sprayed with poison by the city to inhibit their growth. People put “NO SPRAY” signs in front of their properties to protect them. Can you imagine that?

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  10. Mal says:

    You’re right, Baysider. After we moved from So. Calif. to Washington State, we picked all we wanted along side most rural roads. We did, however, have to be careful they weren’t sprayed with vegetation killer to inhibit their growth! Folks use to put “NO SPRAY” signs in front of their properties that had berries to prevent them from being contaminated. They really grow wild.

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  11. Mal says:

    (sorry for the repeat. I resent it when the first one didn’t appear)

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