Maxine has a tendency to get it right! ENJOY!

Maxine’s Win-Wins

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Everyone  concentrates on the problems we’re having in  this country lately — illegal immigration,  hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people  in Florida ..

Not  me — I concentrate on solutions for the  problems — they are win-win  situations.

* Dig a  moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level  of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the  Mexican border.

Any  other problems you would like for me to solve  today? Yes!

Think  about this:
1.  Cows
2.  The Constitution
3.  The Ten Commandments

COWS
Is  it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing  that during the mad cow epidemic our government  could track a single cow, born in Canada almost  three years ago, right to the stall where she  slept in the state of Washington? And, they  tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are  unable to locate 12 million illegal aliens  wandering around our country. Maybe we should  give each of them a  cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They  keep talking about drafting a Constitution for  Iraq …. why don’t we just give them ours? It  was written by a lot of really smart guys, it  has worked for over 200 years, and we’re not  using it  anymore.

THE  10 COMMANDMENTS
The  real reason that we can’t have the Ten  Commandments posted in a courthouse is this —  you cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ‘Thou  Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ and ‘Thou Shall Not  Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and  politicians … it creates a hostile work  environment.

Also,  think about this … if you don’t want to  forward this for fear of offending someone …YOU ARE PART OF THE  PROBLEM!  
    

It’s time for America to speak up!’

Z:  Hope you enjoyed it!

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4 Responses to Maxine has a tendency to get it right! ENJOY!

  1. Kid says:

    Good stuff and too true.

  2. Very cute, Z! Happy Tuesday!!😂😂😂

  3. Mal says:

    I like Maxine, too, including this one. She says it like it is!

  4. Baysider says:

    Almost missed these! Funny, but tragically deep.

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