Two Oldies but Goodies! And a PHOTO…. OBVIOUSLY, a lot happened since I wrote this post; IF YOU WOULD WEIGH IN ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT OUR HITTING SYRIA, I’D VERY MUCH LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK: FEEL FREE!

A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco .  While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it.

He took it to the old shop owner and asked, “How much for the bronze rat?”

“Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story,” said the wise old man.

The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. “I’ll just take the rat, you can keep the story”.

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street.  This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster.

A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.  Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay.

Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and were all drowned.  The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown .

“Ahhh,” said the owner, “You come back for story ?”

“No sir,” said the man, “I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.”

HERE IS ANOTHER!: 

During a recent Trump campaign stop, a heckler from the audience hollered, “Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax returns?

The Donald politely responded, “I’ve found a very secure place that I’m certain they won’t be found.”

The insistent heckler, then shouted, “And just where is that, dummy”?

The Donald smiled and said, “They are underneath Obama’s college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.   What’s your next question?”

Here’s a new picture from my stepdaughter in New Zealand….I thought it was beautiful and wanted to share it:

HAVE A GREAT FRIDAY!!!   I hope this happy blog post (for a change, no politics) helps.
Z

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7 Responses to Two Oldies but Goodies! And a PHOTO…. OBVIOUSLY, a lot happened since I wrote this post; IF YOU WOULD WEIGH IN ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT OUR HITTING SYRIA, I’D VERY MUCH LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK: FEEL FREE!

  1. Very funny!

    That photo is lovely! Have a great day!

  2. John M. Berger says:

    GOOD ONES!

  3. John M. Berger says:

    BTW, where can I find a Bronze Muslim?

  4. Kid says:

    All Good Z !

    JMB – Good one.

  5. Adrienne says:

    I want a bronze democrat, a bronze Muslim, and a bronze libtard.

  6. geeez2014 says:

    Heather MacDonald (See blog post below) did get your comments and I’m sure she’ll be reading them after she’s calmed down from this! https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/32035/
    Clarement College was worse.
    Please read The College Fix….the students there simply couldn’t allow Ms MacDonald’s words to sink in….that she does care probably more for Black lives than they do (my words, not hers) as they ignore Black on Black murders…..and then to hear students say “And America never WAS great!” is beyond disheartening.

    Sorry about this sadness AND the story with the seriousness of our bombing Syria to interfere with my original happier post, but…LIFE HAPPENS!

    WEIGH IN ANY OF THE SUBJECTS…. thanks!

    Adrienne….here’s hoping!

  7. Mal says:

    Another example of why some young people need to be sent to live in a 3rd world country for a couple of years for a taste of reality. My late father’s comment, which I have posted here before, about how we native Americans can’t really appreciate living here like those who were born somewhere else, again comes to my mind. Either that, or 2 years mandatory military so the spoiled brats can experience some discipline.

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