Trump: I need you to be Chief of Staff…Reince Priebus is a REAL….
Kelly: STOP, Mr. President!! Don’t insult people around me.
Trump: Ya, ya, ya…fine. Look, I really need you to take over. Will you please do it?
Kelly: Okay, President Trump, I’ll take the job of Chief of Staff, but there are some sticking points, and they are…………
LISTEN TO ME. I don’t give advice I don’t think is the right advice. If you won’t listen, pick someone else. No problem
STOP TWEETING about stuff you don’t know about. Go ahead and be tough but only if you have had someone vet your tweet and it’s true and helpful. Stop the personality stuff.
LET ME TAKE CHARGE. I know what I’m doing and I need you to tell people to stay on board with me. I’ve got your back now, you have mine.
NEVER INSULT ME IN PUBLIC. If you do insult me publicly, I will leave in the next five minutes. Trust me on that.
GET NEWT IN HERE. He might be going to Rome with Calista, but we need his advice, too…I’m a military man, not a D.C. expert, and while I’m a quick learner, we can both use Newt’s experience. I need to learn and so do you.
Trump: Yes, SIR! HIRED!
SO: WHAT WOULD YOU TELL TRUMP IF YOU WERE KELLY!?