Oh, this makes me laugh!

One of my all-time favorite jokes.  Someone emailed it to me the other day and I’d forgotten it!  Had to share it with you……..enjoy!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, “Jesus knows you’re here.”

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard “Jesus is watching you”  Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

“Did you say that?” he hissed at the parrot.

“Yes”, the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you that he’s watching you.”

The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?”

“Moses,” replied the bird.

“Moses?” the burglar laughed. “What kind of people would name a bird Moses?”

“The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.”

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10 Responses to Oh, this makes me laugh!

  1. geeez2014 says:

    nobody has a sense of humor but me.

    🙂

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  2. Sparky says:

    That is funny. 🙂 If no one is responding, they’re probably all at the beach or some water activity. It is a lovely day.

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  3. I just got home. It’s funny. And it’s Saturday. Your comments are always slower on the weekend.
    I imagine the guy would have called out the Rottweilers name the first time he saw him.

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  4. bunkerville says:

    I’m here and it’s a funny! Thanks for the laugh.

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  5. Baysider says:

    Fun! It’s been a long time since I heard it. I miss this kind of humor.

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  6. kid says:

    That is a good one.

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  7. Mal says:

    I remember this one, too, Z. I love it! We were on the road to So. Calif. so didn’t get my laptop connected till now.
    BTW, want to know a classic indicator Calif. is in bad financial shape? Driving the 241 miles from Vegas to Loma Linda (Riverside area), there were 3 rest areas, ALL CLOSED!
    They looked near new, beautiful facilities, but shuttered. Apparently they no longer can afford the funds to run them.

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  8. geeez2014 says:

    Well, good you all feel PROPERLY chided for not responding!

    Ed, right ‘JESUS!’ 🙂 But, my comments aren’t usually nonexistent till as late as today :=-)

    Sparky, right! Man, is it GORGEOUS around here lately…perfect weather.

    Bunk and Baysider….glad you enjoyed it, too. I’ve heard it before, too, but still get caught by the punch line! Can’t help laughing!

    Mal, that’s sad! Rest areas are Dept of Highways-known, I suppose? Well, they’re too busy paying for illegals’ health care and fighting lawsuits to keep California a sanctuary state!
    Let the rest stop folks pee at the local gas station….privately owned 🙂

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  9. geeez2014 says:

    AND JUSTIFY WINS THE TRIPLE CROWN AT THE BELMONT!! WOW WOW WOW!!!

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  10. Mal says:

    IT DID? WOW-WOW-WOW!!

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