Stress Management!?

Are you having a rough day? Are you tired of the political stress?  Here’s a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals.  Actually, it really does work and will make you smile!:

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2. Both your hands are dangling in the cool running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from the rest of the world.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so clear that you can make out the face of the politician you are holding underwater. 

See it worked. You’re smiling. You feel better already.

EVERYBODY:  WHO WOULD IT BE FOR YOU?

Z

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11 Responses to Stress Management!?

  1. A long procession.
    Actually, I pray for God to do my dirty work, and that’s just as bad.
    Then I repent and ask Him to protect our nation and move on our behalf.
    That seems to be working, slower than I’d like.

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  2. bunkerville says:

    Now that did make me smile!! Have a great day 🙂

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  3. A quiet day at the swimming pool is my summer de-stresser. Going there in a few minutes — for the first time this season.

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  4. Kid says:

    No politician, media, starting with George Steppenawfulus.

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  5. -FJ says:

    Nancy… 🙂

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  6. geeez2014 says:

    Ed…slowly but surely, hopefully!
    It was kinda nice to listen to Trump this morning at a smallish NATO meeting say “It’s not fair to the United States…..” Who the HECK’s ever said THAT for us before in public~!?

    Bunk…you, too! thanks

    AOW…enjoy…you deserve a lovely calm day cutting thru the water!
    I may just do that later myself …back’s been really bad but feel like it might help!

    Kid…YES, the MEDIA would be my top drowning victim! Like the way you spelled Georgie’s last name

    FJ…and Waters?!! When a friend of mine commented on FB that she was so excited to see Maxine drive by in her neighborhood parade and that they ‘locked eyes and I gave her a big fist in the air’, I about wept. imagine admiring Maxine Waters?

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  7. geeez2014 says:

    Croatia. Dayum. 😦

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  8. Sparky says:

    Oh my word Z, that was HILARIOUS! You had me until the end. *giggle* Good one. I’ll tell ya, some of these God hating, unAmerican, Demoncrats like Schumer or Pelosi or Obama, do tempt one to test their lung capacity. 😉 Am I right folks?! LOL

    BTW, did I hear correctly, that NY Mayor Bill DeBlasio was arrested for entering or being in some foreign country illegally? Saw the headlines on Fox News but the blurb moved so fast I could be mistaken. Now that’s a conversation all on it’s own!

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  9. geeez2014 says:

    Sparky… here is the DeBlasio story: “New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio lashed out at the Trump administration and denied any wrongdoing after a letter from U.S. Customs and Border Protection emerged stating the mayor and his security detail illegally crossed over the U.S.-Mexico border during a visit to Texas last month.”
    I can’t stand this guy but I think this is a ridiculous attack on him and his retinue!

    Glad you liked the post! 🙂

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  10. Sparky says:

    Thanks for clearing up the de Blasio story. 🙂

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  11. Baysider says:

    I read this as I’m sitting in the hospital waiting room because yesterday was a huge stress day. I left Mr. B home alone for more than 6 hours for the first time in a long time. And someone was there part of the time, but there was a lot of texting and phone calls back-and-forth. So I wanted to de- stress and I’m sitting here in the hospital just burst out loud laughing when I got to the end. This is a great one !

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