You gotta love compassionate Christian Seniors.
A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: ‘Stop! Acts 2:38!’
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: ‘Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a scripture at you.’
‘Scripture?’ replied the burglar. ‘She said she had an Axe and Two 38’s!’
Z: In case you don’t know (and not many of us do!), here it is:
“38 Peter replied, “Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit.” Acts 2:38
Funny that the actual quote is about repentance to a burglar 🙂
May all of you feel repentant and blessed!
PRAY, PLEASE…for our dear buddy and strong patriot, Jersey Jack, who’s back home and still feeling lousy…please pray!
Please pray for the family of John McCain upon his passing yesterday. I didn’t often agree with him, but it’s not a bad thing for a man to be so revered by the both parties. And we all know what any family goes through at a time like this.