Best Layoff Letter…and why NOT?

The following company notice represents  the Best small company Layoff Letter I’ve ever seen.   Thanks to Mal for emailing it to me:

My Dear Employees:   

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the idea that Joe Biden is our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase dramatically very quickly.

To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase at least 10%, however since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the pandemic, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.  This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn’t know how to choose, who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and  saw sixty ‘Biden Harris’ bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. 

I can’t think of a more, fair way to approach this problem.

They voted for change…so, now they got it. 

I’ll see the rest of you at the company Christmas party.

Cheers

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11 Responses to Best Layoff Letter…and why NOT?

  1. peter3nj says:

    AMEN!

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  2. In our dreams….
    It’s only the left that retaliates at their political rivals.
    Riots, threats, firings…
    Trump releases GSA money so that the admin and staff won’t be threatened and harassed.
    Maybe some prosecution would have cured that.
    Election canvassers in Michigan cave under threats of death and doxxing.
    It’s what the left does.

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  3. Ed,
    It’s only the left that retaliates at their political rivals.

    Because the Left doesn’t believe in personal freedom and individual rights.

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  4. skudrunner says:

    The party of hate is now eating their own. Because feinstein was civil to barrett and graham she was forced out of her committee chair. I keep reading how the republicans are mean and ruthless but isn’t it the democrats that are compiling lists, attacking senators, harassing people they disagree with.

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  5. kidme37 says:

    I saw this after obama got elected too. Still fits of course.

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  6. geeez2014 says:

    I don’t look at this as punishment; I see it as common sense.

    SKUDRUNNER….The Dems got elected on UNITY, not being DIVISIVE…and voila. Feinstein hugged Graham and Schumer pushes her out. Graham is saying this morning and last night that he hugged her; the clear truth was not the case, by the way. At the time, it was about Feinstein hugging him….I watched it happen.

    ED, how to prosecute, were they making themselves known, these harassers of Murphy?
    We are JUST not FIGHTING HARD…..

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  7. geeez2014 says:

    SO FAR, Biden’s picked a Sec of State nominee who says WE MUST HUMBLE OURSELVES.

    And a Dir of Homeland Sec who says we need to be WELCOMING

    God help us all.

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  8. MAL says:

    Welcome to The Reset, aka The New World Order.

    Liked by 2 people

  9. bunkerville says:

    Glad I am of a certain age……of course 75 is considered a good life in the mind of the regime so I better keep stepping.

    Liked by 2 people

  10. STLloyd says:

    I needed that laugh today! 😆

    Liked by 1 person

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