“Lady Gaga‘s dog walker was shot and two of her French bulldogs, Koji and Gustav, were stolen on Wednesday night, Yahoo has confirmed.
The Los Angeles Police Department says the male — identified as Ryan Fischer by multiple outlets including KABC-TV — was walking three of the singer-actress’s dogs in Hollywood when he was shot and two of the dogs were taken. A third dog ran away but was recovered by police. Gaga is offering a $500,000 reward for the safe return of the animals.”
HALF A MILLION DOLLARS FOR THE RETURN OF TWO DOGS? HALF A MILLION BUCKS?
NOTICE TO ALL PEOPLE WITH A TON OF DOUGH: LADY GAGA HAS JUST SENT A MESSAGE SO PERFECT FOR TODAY’S SOCIETY………….STEAL OUR STUFF AND WE’LL PAY YOU…BIG TIME. AND;
WE WILL KILL HUMAN BABIES RIGHT BEFORE THEY’RE BORN……..BUT LET TWO FRENCH BULLDOGS GET STOLEN BY AN ARMED CRIMINAL AND WE WILL OFFER HALF A MILLION DOLLARS FOR THEIR RETURN.
Am I reading too much into this? I don’t think so.