Gonna build me a country!

small country

I think a lot of you would like to do THIS.    Where would you put it and what would you name it? And what kind of details might surround your own country?


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45 Responses to Gonna build me a country!

  1. jerrydablade says:

    Hmmm. I wonder if Zaqistan has a casino yet. Unfortunately for Zaq, his remote 4-acre plot in Utah is still located in the center of Obamaville, USA.


  2. Obamaville, USA. That drives down the property values.


  3. bocopro says:

    With apologies to Sam Coleridge (“Kubla Khan”):

    Near Canada did Crazy Stan
    A sov’reign nation-state decree
    Where pot he grew on fallow land
    For selling to his fellow man,
    A high-grade strain of THC.
    In twice one mile of blacktopped ground
    With ‘lectric fence all circled round
    A gambling house did he erect
    Where rubes and suckers came to see
    If they could risk a month’s paycheck
    And make it out while still debt-free.


  4. Silverfiddle says:

    If I were going to get away, I wouldn’t hassle with trying to build a nation.

    Interesting, when the US government either collapses, or becomes a weakened, bankrupt entity, such enclaves (and viable states) will gain credibility.


  5. -FJ says:

    We’ve got a lot of those things around us, here in the DC metro area… they’re called “embassies”.


  6. Sparky says:

    Been there, done that. I already have nearly 7 acres secluded in the wooded country side, so, my country is bigger than his! Amateur. *lol* Anyway, we call ours Red Bird Acres. All I’m lacking is appropriately placed gun torrents …


  7. John M. Berger says:

    “Where would you put it and what would you name it? ”
    I haven’t decided yet but I would sure stay out of the UN!


  8. bocopro says:

    My youngest son just bought a house on 6 acres in the boonies of west Florida near Perdido Bay (across the big bay from Mobile, Alabammer). Place is maybe 15 miles from my house.

    Got bears, raccoons, squirrels, deer, snattlerakes, and all kindsa critters. Got a spring-fed pond and plenty of frogs & turtles, but we haven’t seen any gators yet.

    I’d plug in a pic of my youngest grandkritter with a bass he caught in the pond, but I donno how to do that.


  9. Kid says:

    I would build it big in the North East, covering 13 states and call it Freedonia. Working would be prohibited and all things would be free. Then after all the losers move there we slam the gates shut, claim the rest of the USA for ourselves, and laugh like Hyenas.


  10. John M. Berger says:


    That sounds good!


  11. Imp says:

    @Kid..what you said. Ironic isn’t it that the original 13 colonies except for the Carolina’s have turned their back on the Bill of Rights that they signed off on in 1791? One could say Virginia too…however they still have an SYG and a strong affection for 2A, Yet Northern Virginia might as well be an appendage to DC.


  12. Kid says:

    JMB, IMP, Thanks.

    IMP, I wonder if that suggests the longer a state has been in business, the further it wanders from the tracks.


  13. John M. Berger says:

    “I wonder if that suggests the longer a state has been in business, the further it wanders from the tracks.”

    It would seem so but for states like Colorado and the entire “Left Coast”. How’s Ohio doing lately?


  14. Kid says:

    JMB, Yea, some other states have been infected by libtards.

    Ohio is perpetually confused being a swing state. Not too many people have it figured out here.


  15. Imp says:

    They type of country we DO NOT want anymore:

    If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If an 80-year-old woman or a three-year-old girl who is confined to a wheelchair can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute,” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion, while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If the government’s plan for getting people back to work is to provide incentives for not working, by granting 99 weeks of unemployment checks, without any requirement to prove that gainful employment was diligently sought, but couldn’t be found — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    What a country! HT Jeff Foxworthy.


  16. Mal says:

    I’d call it Porkerville or something like that, relating to swine. That way, no Muslim would want to go there!


  17. John M. Berger says:

    OK, while we are dreaming, I would exterminate all of the Libturds in the 48 contiguous states + Washington DC, Alaska and Hawaii and retain the name: THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.


  18. geeez2014 says:

    Kid, I definitely like the idea of “slamming the gates shut!”…terrific idea!

    Mal….after Trump’s questioning Carson’s religion this week, are you still a fan? Great idea with PORKERVILLE!! 🙂

    JMB “Stay out of the UN”…GREAT detail about your country!

    bocopro; good stuff!

    Sparky, can I come live with you?!

    SF: I think they’ll gain credibility, too.


    Jerry and Ed…Obamaville still has far too much credibility…when are libs going to LEARN?

    Great input, everybody!


  19. Mal says:

    Sure, Z. I’m still a fan. He didn’t actually say anything derogatory about his religion. Only that he didn’t know anything about it. Sounds like someone else mentioned it and so he wasn’t sure. He has said a whole lot worse things about others, for sure. That being said, I wish he would cut it out and stick to the issues, like everyone else, but he is running his own style campaign and you can’t argue with success.


  20. Mal says:

    I still like Carson, too, so I won’t be disappointed if he wins the GOP. I’m just not sure how he would stack up against “Hell”ery in a debate ’cause he is too nice of a gentleman.


  21. Mal says:

    …………………….and debates win elections………….sadly.


  22. Bob says:

    bocopro, that was excellent, the Kublai Kahn thing. Kid, you got it all figured out,

    As for me, I would take the entire State of Tennessee and secede so that I could have my own way. We would have it all, whiskey, barbecue, blues, rock&roll, football, and soul food. It just wouldn’t get any better than this. A great climate with all four seasons, and the good, clean mountain air of East Tennessee is all you need to feel good, look good, and have the good life.

    Did I mention the world’s best barbecue in Memphis?


  23. Bob says:

    Well, we did try that secession thing once and it didn’t work out so well.


  24. Bob says:

    Who’s going to take California, Z?


  25. John M. Berger says:

    Re: Carson,
    “I’m just not sure how he would stack up against “Hell”ery”

    Or how about Putin, the Chinese,……………………………………etc. ? I think he would make a GREAT Secretary of Health and Human Services.


  26. bocopro says:

    Re Carson:

    This morning I took shelter from the overhang of the Commissary facade and listened in on a conversation amongst other shelterers. Focus was on Trump and Carson. Eventually one of the guys who happens to know me asked my opinion.

    Told him that Trump has finally peaked and will likely decline in some polls unless some other big dogs drop out, specifically Cruz, Rubio, or Bush. Said that the good doctor is just that: a good doctor, and that he doesn’t feel comfortable in a position of power beyond his own milieu. Lacks that Je’n sais quoi of aura, authenticity, confidence.

    At that moment, the squall line passed and the rain stopped, rather like an end-punctuation mark, and everybody left. Oh, well. The young black woman standing beside me smelled really good, so there’s that as a consolation.


  27. Kid says:

    Here’s another idea Mustnag gave me but is too shy to come here hiimself and comment today..

    We blog and publicize that Canada under the new PM is paying people to breed at 3 times the rate America is. All you have to do is get there and revoke your US citizenship at the borrder by destroyung your passport as soon as you cross over and leave a notorized letter saying as much with the border people at the AMerican and Canadian side. It should alos be noted that the Canadian border people are all Conservatives and will deny any such thing exists. That’s because like the American conservatives, they have no compassion and don’t want to pay more taxes so you can be comfortable. Ignore them. Get to the nearest town and signup in their social services offices.


  28. geeez2014 says:

    Mal, Trump only did that to ‘alert’ all the Evangelicals that Carson’s from a religion many don’t understand; there was nothing innocent in his mentioning it. Carson’s up in the polls..

    I hate Trump’s horrible childishness and it’s beginning to get more and more on my nerves. He’s a big fat baby.

    Bob….”take California”? like who’ll win here? Or are you talking about taking California when the states get divided up?
    I won’t let my state go; I love it. It’s GORGEOUS here today, as usual, and all is well.
    As far as politics, we have many, many more Republicans than non-Californians seem to want to grasp, our elections are often VERY close, and I’m thinking Rubio’d do very well against Hillary but Hillary will win here.


  29. Kid says:

    PS – Canada loves people that can’t spell.


  30. geeez2014 says:

    Kid, I was with a lot of Canadians this weekend and was stunned to hear that Conservative Harper largely lost the election this time to Trudeau’s kid because he’d actually wanted to implement a “Tell on your neighbors if you hear or see anything UNCANADIAN!”…that’s E Germany’s Stassi TO A TEE………
    Other than Trudeau’s stance on ISIS, he’s not quite as lib as I thought…….and the Canadians said that stance won’t last anyway. Interesting to hear it from the actual folks who know.


  31. Kid says:

    Z, California will be a shining flagship state in our new Republic. Trust me. Don’t go anywhere.
    Just hunker down when the libs get wind of the free everything country of Freedonia and exist at the speed of sound for the North East. Once they’re gone, step outside and breath in the fresh air.


  32. Kid says:

    Z, Well don’t tell the American libs, you’ll blow the whole deal.


  33. geeez2014 says:

    Kid, GOOD POINTS!! 🙂


  34. Mal says:

    Good idea, John. Think Carson would be interested if he didn’t make President? After all, he IS retired so out of work with no monthly check!


  35. Kid says:

    I think Carson would make good decisions with the right advisors in the various areas – military – judicial – etc.

    The problem, as evidenced by the comments here, is convincing the public of that sometime sooner than later. He’s a constituionalist. I’ll take him in a nano-second.


  36. Kid says:

    Also before I forget, and to the topic, There is a town between Phoenix and Las Vegas on Hwy 93 called Santa Claus AZ. When I lived in AZ and drove by it, it was always decorated for Christmas. Drive by in July, the lights are on.
    Looks like it may not be what it used to be, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus,_Arizona


  37. Mustang says:

    I like Kid’s idea about telling everyone the truth about Canada.


  38. Baysider says:

    Well, I live in such a state — Soviet Monica. And I want out!!


  39. John M. Berger says:


    “Good idea, John. Think Carson would be interested if he didn’t make President? After all, he IS retired so out of work with no monthly check!”

    Thank you SIR. Carson is, absolutely, a very accomplished surgeon and he says all of the good things that a lot of people want to hear. In a more perfect World/Country he would be, exactly, what we would need. However, that is not where we are. It may be a [gender] thing about him; my significant-other and I have continuing differences to that affect. But if it comes to him or any of the scum that the other party seems to offer, make no mistake , I’ll be in his corner.



  40. geeez2014 says:

    JMB, is your spouse more FOR Carson than you are?

    I think Kid’s right in suggesting Carson would pick very good people and listen to the experts; that’s something built in for doctors in their training and later on. They know when to consult those in specialties other than their own.


  41. John M. Berger says:

    “JMB, is your spouse more FOR Carson than you are?”
    Yes, very much so.


  42. geeez2014 says:

    Good to know…I think a LOT of women like Carson very much.
    thanks, JMB. Tell her HI from me 🙂


  43. Mal says:

    John, Carson would really show what a GOP Black man is like when compared to the one the Dems selected. And I also agree with Z that he would select good, sound, educated staff as advisers and actually LISTEN to them. The current situation Obama is in right now by being forced to back down and send troops on the ground to fight ISIS is a blow not only to him but to Hillary and the Dems. The timing couldn’t be better for us! Now….the question is, will it actually hurt her at election time? After all, despite over half the people polled saying they think she is a liar and don’t believe her, they will still vote for her! ????? Does that make any sense?


  44. Sparky says:

    Sparky, can I come live with you?!
    Z, absolutely! I hear y’all had over 408 earthquakes the past month or so! Better start packing before Kalifornica slips into the ocean.


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