Some of you will be preoccupied with the events of the day….MOTHER’S DAY! For you who still have mothers in your lives, I hope you have a wonderful day.
For those of you with a few minutes please READ THIS ARTICLE..… Skim through the top stuff and get to the story of a mother and two $2 bills. She calls it a “Godwink”, I call these things “Holy Moments!” And I only print it because we SHOULD be looking for things like this. I think they happen more than we know but we don’t notice enough! Whatever you call them, you sure have to wonder!
AND HERE’S A LITTLE MOTHER’S DAY FUN:
Issac Newton’s mother–* “But did you wash the apple before eating it?”
*Archimedes’s mother–* “Didn’t you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”
*Thomas Edison’s mother–* Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!”
*Abraham Lincoln’s mother–* “Now that you have become President for heaven’s sake get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat, and buy yourself a decent outfit.”
*James Watt’s mother–* “If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now.”
*Alexander Graham Bell’s mother–* “You have installed this new silly thing in the house alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours.”
*Galileo Galilei’s mother–* “What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano.”
*Samuel Morse’s mother–* “Make sure your school report card doesn’t have only dashes and dots.”
*Mona Lisa’s mother–* “After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us ?”
*Michelangelo’s mother–* “Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling ?”
*Albert Einstein’s mother–* “Can’t you do something about your hair ? Use styling gel or
*Danial Fahrenheit’s mother–* “Stop playing with boiling water and let me make tea.”
*Georg Ohm’s mother–* “I don’t like you resisting everything I say.”
*Robert Boyle’s mother–* “If your volume is really inversely proportional to pressure, you must be having a constipation. Take a laxative.”
*Alessandro Volta’s mother–* “It is shocking to see you all the while dipping those copper and zinc rods in that beaker.”
*Andre Ampere’s mother–* “Apart from fooling around all the time shall you ever find time to glance through your current books!”
*Socrates’s mother–* “If you keep drinking from any cup, it is not necessary that you will also survive like Meera Bai.”
*Christopher Columbus’ mother–* “I don’t care what you were busy discovering and where, you could still have dropped a two line letter!”
Dedicated to All Mothers, But for Whom The Human Civilisation wouldn’t Have Progressed.
HAPPY SUNDAY, HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!
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